Pumpkid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Return of Nazo TRAIL:]

SO EPIC

My God, is this flash win, in terms of animation. I mean, even if I knew flash (which I don't BTW :P), this would DEFINITELY be better than anything I could've come up with.

Is this going to be a series (even if it'll come in 2011...)? If so, can I be part of it? :D I can do some of the voices, if you want! Please, let me know! C:

All in all, this flash was epic win. Nice job. C: Oh, and apologies if I acted all "fanboy" like back there... :P I was just too excited, is all. XD

[Super Meat Boy (intro)]

SUPER MEAT BOY!

This was a good movie, but the reason why I gave you an 8/10 for this was because that with some of the material I have seen in this movie (namely "the bird", courtesy of Dr. Feturs), I did not feel that a movie rating of "E" for "Everyone" (as in audiences of all ages) would be appropriate for this movie. If you could try to make this "T" for "Teens", that would be beneficial to us all.

Still, I have enjoyed the movie, as well as your "Meat Boy" game series. I hope you make more. :)

[Super Interview]

I'M BATMAN

Dear God, this was win. I couldn't stop laughing at the way Batman kept saying "BATMAN" over and over again. It was very funny, somehow.

I also LOL'd at "The Lonely Island" song reference. ...I think you know which one I'm referring to... ;D

Overall, this was epic win. Keep it up! C:

[Bum Nuts]

'Play dead'! XD

Out of all the "DestructoBox" cartoons you have done so far, this one HAS to be my favorite. My favorite part would be when Brett was falsely accused of burning his own home, when it was really drunk Joey and Phil. Also, I'm surprised that Phil didn't die when he "played dead". XD

However, if you're wondering why I gave a 9/10 for an epic flash such as this, I found Phil's actions of "playing dead" and "napping" were funny, but also a bit random. Of course, I really shouldn't make such a big deal about this.

Also, who is this "Brett" person? Is he as real as you two (Phil and Joey)? :\

Still, nice job. :)

DestructoBox responds:

Brett is indeed real. He did voices for us in the early incarnations of DB and made his grand re-appearance in this episode. He will most certainly be back ;)

[Edd Egg - Sick]

"Hold the Knob!" XD

Oh God. This was amazingly hilarious. XD My favorite parts of this movie would have to be Amy's Daft Punk/Kanye West song reference, as well as her being tricked into holding Edd's... "knob"... (that was so wrong, yet it was also so right for this movie) XD And who couldn't forget that Stick dude being bashed by killer whales?

Two words, overall: EPIC WIN. :D

Good job on this movie! And congrats on your upcoming marriage, Edd and Alison! :D

[The New Suited (pilot)]

Oh dear God, make more! :D

This was, indeed, a very action-packed and humorous pilot episode, indeed. I also love Sarah; she's one badass spy, if you ask me. But the reason why I gave you a 9/10 for this flash is because some of the music, namely the intro music, seems to stutter from time to time (though it's only for a second or so). Also, I thought that the old man I just saw hating video games, but suddenly decides to tag along, seems a bit hypocritical of himself. But that's just me.

Still, I hope you make more of this series! And if you happen to know Alison Stark, give her my regards, alright? ;D

Keep it up! :D

[YGOAbridged Leather Pants]

Very Funny, Indeed. XD

This song parody was, indeed, very humorous indeed. My favorite part would have to be when Marik assumed that it was Yami's leather pants that was the source of his power instead of his Millennium Puzzle. But it turns out it was his leather SHOES that was the source of his power, rather than his pants. In other words, it was funny to see that Marik lost... again... XD What I also liked was the "4Kids!" label used to censor Marik's private body part (I think you know the one); that was also win. XD

Right now you're probably wondering why I enjoyed this flash so much, yet I gave such a low score for it. Well... let's just say that Marik's "La, la, la-la-le-ah!" can get pretty irritating after a while. Also, I didn't really enjoy Yami's "Leather Shoes" song as much as this one (yet it was still funny). But that's just me.

Despite what I've said, nice job on this flash. And [an extremely belated] welcome to Newgrounds, LittleKuriboh! =D

[WGJ4K: Robert Burgless]

Maybe it should be "WACKIER Game Jokes 4 Kidz"

I just saw episode seven of "Wacky Game Jokes 4 Kidz", along with the previous installments. So far, the series is okay.

But if you're wondering why I gave such a low score--presumably for this episode, at the least--well... I think it would have to do with the cursing at the end.

Don't get me wrong, here; I kind of seen a review similar to the one I'm wriring right now, and he claimed that curing can be "comedy gold, but only when the timing is correct". If you ask me, I think most of the timing of the cursing was off every now and then. However, I DO understand that Mickey could have been uncontrollably angry at his so-called "castmates", and he can't refrain himself from curing. I should know: I kind of have that same problem, too, when I'M uncontrollably angry and/or frustrated (usually it has to do with perfection or such).

Yes, I am acting like a fucking pussy right now.

Also, the intro was kind of short. By that, I mean that I heard "Funny Game Jokes, 4 Kids!" Did you happen to do that on purpose, or what?

Speaking of which, the theme song's composer, Hana Lee, sang "FUNNY Game Jokes, 4 Kids!", when the title is actually "WACKY Game Jokes, 4 Kids!". It kind of happened at the start of the series itself, to which I'm aware that you're going to go ballistic and say something like, "WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THAT BEFORE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD?!" ...Yeah, apologies for that...

And OMG, Mickey the Dick's now having a "fan mail" and "fanart" service. As if a Twitter wasn't enough (don't get me wrong on this one; the "fan mail" and "fanart" service is what I come to enjoy! How ELSE would you try to make this series more popular?). XD

Before I forget:

June the Gamer = The Ultimate Negative "Girl Gamer" Stereotype (with the exception of the fact she's not ugly)

Despite what I have said, I await the next episode. =)

[Vinegar Tea Party]

VINEGAR?! VINEGAR TEA PARTY?!

Oh, God. This was hilarious. My favorite part would have to be when that "Hemmingway" guy (or whatever his name was) committed cowardice before one of his fellow soldiers got killed, and then committed even more cowardice when one of his soldiers actually did get killed. And the "Vingegar Tea Pary" at the end? EPIC WIN.

And I just LOVE the sarcasm in your response to cullum14's "review". XD

You and your other "DestructoBox" cartoons are probably some of the funniest cartoons I have ever seen in my life. Keep it up. =)

[A Bad Rant]

Hmm...

Please note that I am going to be as FAIR AS POSSIBLE for when I review this flash. And note that what I will be rating you on is based upon what I have seen in the reviews to this flash.

Okay, here we go:

-Storyline: 4/10. If you ask me, this flash didn't really have much of a plot to it; to me, it was just pointless ranting about a TV show/celebrity you hate. However, I'm not going to whine or complain about it, at least with Tim and Eric (since I never really watch it; and it probably doesn't help because I've never really heard of it). ;)

-Sound: 9/10. I've seen some reviews to which the reviewers complained that they "couldn't hear it well". Well I, for one, could hear it just fine.

-Music: Not going to go there, since the music wasn't intended for this flash in the first place.

-Animation: 7/10. I thought that most of the ranting was pretty good, especially with the lip synching. Kudos to that. =)

-Background: 6/10. The background seemed kind of bland, at least to me. But hey; at least you made SOME kind of background, and the "spider with the cobweb" thing really suggested that there WAS an actual background. Oh, and nice art style, BTW. ;)

-Overall average: 6/10. Please keep this in mind: we all have our own opinions, and we should learn to respect them, even if they're ones that we do not agree with.

Still, this really wasn't that bad a flash. But PLEASE, don't take this too harshly, alright? ;D