Pumpkid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rebecca Black - The Movie]

This gave me nightmares...

...but did so in the most awesome way possible. :D

Surprisingly, this movie gave me quite the chuckles. However, some of the material seemed too macabre for a movie rated for ALL audiences. Great, though! :D

[Jerry 2]

What is up with that?

What is up with watching a movie about a guy who wonders about the moon, who wonders about alarm clocks, who wonders about bees and honey at the grocery store, who wonders about bathing, who wonders about driving your car, who wonders about sexual harrasment, who wonders about drunk driving, who wonders about banging a Mexican chick, who wonders about the same Mexican chick stealing his money, who wonders about the same Mexican chick giving birth and handing it to the guy, who wonders about hanging himself and smiling about it?

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?

Merry Foolsmas to you, too. :P

[The Justin Bieber Show]

Quite

I have nothing to say to this. But let's just say this:

There are celebrity parodies and mockeries that are unfunny and have poor taste to them, with little to no effort put into them. Then there are celebrity parodies and mockeries that are actually funny and tasteful, with actual effort put into them.

This movie is definitely the latter.

[Meat dress]

I get it!

Oh, I get the joke in this movie. It's a spoof of a controversial issue in the 2010 MTV Awards when Lady Gaga wore that dress made of meat. Why she would want to do that in the first place? Your guess is as good as mine.

However, the reason why I gave an 8/10 for this movie was the quality was fine for the preloader for the movie, but not for the movie itself. I mean, if you look at it carefully, it's almost blurry.

Still, this was a great movie. Nice job! :)

[The Northern Incident]

Oh. My. God.

Honest to say, out of all the flashes you made so far, whether they be new or old, this is nothing like I have ever seen. The effects were realistic, the characters were well in character, and the plot was actually believable until the very end, when it was not as believable.

However, the reason why I gave you a 9/10 for this is when the fisherman opens his car door to let out "King", he appears to stutter a bit. Also, I find it very rare for thunderstorms to occur in the winter, since they usually occur in springtime.

But what I've seen towards the end brings up some very interesting questions: does the fisherman manage to fight off the furries and gets his life back? Or does he face an untimely death? If he really does survive, will he get back to his beloved Stacey? I must say, you're certainly one to bring up suspense, like the season one finale of "Wacky Game Jokes 4 Kidz!".

All in all, this was a truly epic flash. I hope you make more.

[gameworld chapter 2]

Good Effort

I find your drawing style to be cute and professional (definitely better than anything I can come up with, that's for sure). But most users on this website prefer to enjoy animations that are... well... actual animations.

Not that I'm saying that this particular kind of animation is bad. I mean, I think I've seen one like this, and it was one of the best flashes I have seen (I can't remember the title, though). However, if you REALLY want to do better, you should probably add some sound effects (i.e. background music that is fitting, sound effects, voices, stuff like that). This is only a suggestion.

This isn't one of the BEST flashes I have seen on Newgrounds. But trust me, I've seen worse. ;)

Good effort, though.

A-Shadow-14 responds:

thank you ^^
but do you maybe know where i can get some sound effects? hehe xd

[:Love Kills:]

Fair

A fair movie, indeed. The graphics were good, and the music was somewhat fitting. However, there could have been more animation in the characters' legs, as well as some sound effects to indicate the boy got killed by the girl. Also, there could've been a more tasteful plot to the movie, as well as a "replay" button.

Good effort, though.

[Facebook Girl]

Nothing like I've expected

When I first crossed upon this movie, I groaned and rolled my eyes, expecting a poorly-made flash with horrible quality and a completely tasteless plot.

Fortunately, after watching this movie, I was completely wrong.

I have actually come to enjoy this video, what with it mocking Facebook. And this "Amy Bell" person is probably who I'd call the ultimate negative "Facebook user constantly uploading pointless updates" stereotype. Her "updates" certainly gave me some chuckles. XD

Though this wasn't one of the BEST flash movies I've seen, it was certainly amusing nonetheless. Nice job. :)

Dosensuppen responds:

Even if this is not the BEST flash, you certainly gave the best review. This Amy Bell is not a real person, it's simply a name that I use time to time. You hit the nail on the head of my stereotyping. I hope all my small jokes made you laugh.

I spent several hours in Photoshop to make it look nice, more time in Flash to time everything right. Then I got annoyed and fixed up the size when I found out, after trying to submit. I hope it was all to your tastes.

Also, I probably should have fixed up the preloader, it does affect user choices.

[just a Snowball fight]

Neutral

A fine movie indeed. But there could have been a start button or a replay button, so we can either choose to start the movie or watch the movie again at our own will. Also, the movie would've been more interesting if there was any voicing of the characters in general.

Good effort, though. :)